Sidewalk Theory
Mike got himself a new camera today… he’s apparently so giddy-licious about it that he’s speaking of himself in the third person in hopes of annoying everyone around him.

:) :) :) :) No but really, I am incredibly happy right now.

2! 8! aaaaand 14!

Most played song on iTunes: “Crazy Train” by Ozzy Osbourne.

First album I ever bought: That’s a tough one. I think it was Styx Greatest Hits, WAYYY back when. 

Quote one of your favorite lyrics: “Now we are forced to recognize our inhumanity… a reason coexists with our insanity. And though we choose between reality and madness, it’s either sadness or euphoria.” ~Billy Joel, “Summer, Highland Falls”

Go go go, bring it on.

Go go go, bring it on.

Freedom of religion does not mean imposing your beliefs on the rest of the nation.

Your church thinks gay marriage is wrong? Fine. Gay people won’t get married in your church. But my church DOES recognize gay marriage. Gay people DO get married in my church. But the government says it doesn’t count. Only your church’s marriage counts. By outlawing gay marriage, you are saying that a marriage in my church is less legitimate than one in yours. How is that NOT discrimination? I have yet to hear an answer to this question.

Someone calculated the points of every Whose Line cast member:

icantfeelmyarms:

edfreemaybe:

Wayne Brady: 50,072,587,425
Ryan Stiles: 11,113,372,791.5
Colin Mochrie: 3,012,399,040.5
Chip Esten: 2,004,047,000
Greg Proops: 1,001,122,117
Brad Sherwood: 1,071,980.5
Denny Segal: 1,059,560
Karen Maruyama: 1,004,450
Kathy Greenwood: 59,810
Stephen Colbert: 12,000
Kathy Griffin: 5,000
Ian Gomez: 4,000
Jeff Davis: 3,300
Josie Lawrence: 3000
Whoopi Goldberg: 2,500
Patrick Bristow: 1,000
Robin Williams: 1,000
Kathy Kinney: 50

The points mattered to someone

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn’t end the way you think it testicles.

See what I did there? Being all mature and classy and stuff?

I had a dream my life would be 
so different from this hell I’m living
so different now from what it seems
now life has killed the dream I dreamed

I’m worried about the high expectations I have for this movie. It’s a perfect cast, a perfect director… I really hope it doesn’t let me down. Especially Javert. If Russell Crowe screws up on my favorite character in literature EVER, I will be royally pissed.

Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.
Steve Martin

prupelallitraitor:

spintowin:

scienceandrollerskates:

Today, I made some calming manatees, but most of them are the wrong size to go on the site.

Oh well. Would you like them?

Oh my god this is BEAUTIFUL

Oh my gosh this is my favourite meme aldkfjaflak