February 2012
18 posts
Today
Relaxing in Cambridge as much as possible before hopping a bus back to Hartford. Once back, I will have 30 minutes to call a cab and get back to campus in time for my Sondheim class, immediately followed by a test in Religion 212. Then musical Revue rehearsal, choir rehearsal, more Revue rehearsal, then a German test at night, then organ practice, then writing an essay for the common app. I do not...
YOU ARE FRIKKIN KIDDING ME
The ONE SNL I miss turns out to be apparently the best one ever. GAH
“All we need is some ice cream and a hug.”
– Bowling for Soup
“Always look on the bright side of life.”
– Monty Python’s Life of Brian: A movie I desperately need to be watching right now.
“Never trust quotes from the internet.”
– George Washington
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Great game, Duke.
By the way, the total lack of class between both teams is exactly why this is not the BEST rivalry in sports. (That goes to Sox/Yankees) It is instead the UGLIEST. Learn the difference.
"Saturday Night Live"
SETH MEYERS: Lana, three weeks ago, you were on the show and you sang two songs off your new album.
LANA DEL REY: That's what I thought I did, Seth. But based on the public's response, I must have instead clubbed a baby seal while singing the Taliban national anthem.
I just passed a student who was taking a campus...
OH YEAH!!! We’re supposed to have safety on this campus…
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Facebook is giving me the strangest vibe that...
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Super Bowl Prediction
Pats and Giants trade touchdowns for most of the game, resulting in a tie of 140 points each with five minutes left in the 4th quarter. Madonna (Upset that Slash is, for the second year in a row, the best part of the halftime show. Let’s not kid ourselves, he will be there.) then runs on the field, takes the ball, sprouts wings, and flies away in the world’s biggest WTF moment. The...
:_)
So Prof. Evelein (German prof from last semester, whose class I barely survived) has been subbing this week for my current professor, who is sick. He handed back a pop quiz today, on which I somehow got an A. Even better, he pulled me aside after class and told me he’s seeing an incredible improvement in me and to keep it up. Yeah don’t mind me, guys, I’m only gushing tears of...
That moment when you feel like you need a...
Probably should lay off the caffeine for a bit. Oh wait I’m in college.
January 2012
15 posts
WTF Trin...
IT IS MONDAY FUCKING NIGHT. AND YOU ARE GETTING DRUNK AND STONED OUT OF YOUR MINDS. Keep it classy. Oh and good luck with those 8AM classes tomorrow.
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“Only six people in the Galaxy knew that the job of the Galactic President was...”
– The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
“Today I call on each campaign to cease attacking each other and instead talk...”
– — Jon Huntsman
(via jonhuntsmanjr)
“South Carolina is at war with the federal government.”
– Things NOT to say on the campaign trail, Rick Perry. Also, things NOT to applaud, South Carolina. Remember how that turned out last time….
COLBERT COLBERT COLBERT COLBERT. HE'S DOING...
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“Tune in next week to see what will kill us all. I’m guessing 5-Hour...”
– Stephen Colbert
New Jersey episodes of Kitchen Nightmares......
“Please step forward when your name is called. We do not automatically know your...”
– Mr. West, during the awards ceremony. Birthday present next year: a filter.
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December 2011
8 posts
Dear Residents of Little Hall...
You’re blaming the RA’s and the police for the fact that we’re on 24 hour quiet hours? Oh yeah, it didn’t have anything to do with the blasting of music at all hours or the weed in your rooms or the utter disrespect for the custodians that clean up your vomit each and every weekend. Yeah, we’re mature, responsibility-taking college students. Jeez, and you wonder why I...
prayers for VT
sunshineandskin:
Politics. (It's not as simple as Left/Right)
Yes, I proudly support Jon Huntsman in 2012. Yes, I’m a registered Democrat. Yes, I realize he is a Republican. Yes, I will vote for President Obama if the Republicans can’t nominate someone with common sense, but only because not voting is moronic. No, I will not support him in his campaign. Yes, however, I am incredibly excited that my hometown is hosting the biggest convention in...
“I’m glad a lot of people actually know the lyrics to that one. I’m...”
– Billy Joel, on ‘We Didn’t Start the Fire’
WHAT THE HELL KIND OF PFD RESOLUTION IS THIS???
Resolved: The costs of a college education outweigh the benefits.
Get your act together, National Forensic League.
November 2011
21 posts
Rolling Stone Magazine...
… Credited Jimi Hendrix for writing “All Along The Watchtower,” a song written and recorded by Bob Dylan SIX MONTHS BEFORE Hendrix’s cover version. For being the most popular music magazine in the US, they sure have lax standards when it comes to giving credit where credit is due.
Interesting Thing I Realized This Morning
Why is it that people are so offended at Christmas being spelled “X-mas?” If you think about it, it is not any less Christian, it’s just an abbreviation. The Greek letter X (“Chi”) is the first letter of Christ in the Greek language, which, it just so happens, the earliest Christians used quite a bit. You know those “PX” symbols you see around a lot of...
Calm down, folks.
The internet is not going to be censored. This bill is clearly in direct violation of the 1st Amendment, which means the Supreme Court will rule it unconstitutional. President Obama will not sign it into law, because to do so would kill his chances of reelection. It won’t even pass congress because the majority of them are Republicans. Passing a censorship bill implies big government, which...
“You can feel free to disagree with me. You just won’t do well in this...”
– My seminar professor. What a kidder. I hope.
DAMMIT CHINESE FOOD WHERE ARE YOU??? I NEED YOU IN...
Please?